You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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