I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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