i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Randomize
