Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Can i not drive my cunt home
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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