It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
There's always time for handjobs
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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