Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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