D3 body, D1 cock
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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