you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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