Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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