I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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