every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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