i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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