Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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