Got a toothbrush?
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
People in love make me want to vomit
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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