do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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