Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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