At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
be right there i have to get my cape
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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