ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I intend to get homeless drunk
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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