Buhtt sex?
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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