My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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