even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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