I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
