Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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