just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
