sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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