in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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