she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Do you have feelings for this penis?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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