The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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