Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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