She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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