my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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