Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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