I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Randomize
