And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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