: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
