if you like me you must not know who I am
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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