Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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