Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
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Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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