do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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