It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Quick, to the slutcave!
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
