oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
