Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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