Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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