that's an acceptable place to lick
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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