i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
