this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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