i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
