Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
