My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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