Please, let me fuck your mom
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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