I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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